13 Mom Jokes That Are Just As Good (Bad?) As Dad Jokes
https://www.redbookmag.com/life/mom-kids/a46649/mom-jokes/
1. "I can make you not bored." 1. "I can make you not bored."
"8-year-old me: I'm bored.
Mom: I can make you not bored. How 'bout you clean these dishes?
8-year-old me: I'm going to go play outside." —2. "Then you're not hungry." 2. "Then you're not hungry."
"8-year-old me: I'm hungry.
Mum: Have some fruit.
8-year-old me: I don't want fruit.
Mum: Then you're not hungry." —3. "What's a mom joke?" 3. "What's a mom joke?"
"Son: Mom, Dad keeps making Dad jokes!
Mom: "So?"
Son: So, what's a Mom joke?
Mom: "Look in the Mirror, dear."
Son: I don't get it.
Mom: You. You are a mom joke." — Giphy4. "It'll be ready in 5 minutes." 4. "It'll be ready in 5 minutes." "'Come down for dinner!
'I'm busy, mooooom!'
'Right now before it gets cold!'
-Runs down stairs-
'Where's the food?'
'It'll be ready in 5 minutes.'" —5. "Why don't you work for your mother?" 5. "Why don't you work for your mother?"
"My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one. 'Why don't you work for your mother?' I suggested.
He shook his head. 'I can't,' he said. 'Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives.'
'Who made up that ridiculous rule?'
'My mother.'" —6. "I need my personal space!" 6. "I need my personal space!" "Daughter: Mom, I need my personal space! Mom: You came out of my personal space." —7. "What would you like to eat for lunch?" 7. "What would you like to eat for lunch?"
"Mom: What would you like to eat for lunch?
Me: (Any kind of food I felt like eating at the time.)
Mom: Well, why don't you get in the kitchen and make it?" — Giphy8. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 8. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Me: Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?
Mom: Why did you let the chicken out? Do you know how much I paid for that chicken?
Me: ..." —9. "Everyone at this table..." 9. "Everyone at this table..."
"My wife, I, and our teenaged son and daughter were out for a family dinner when my wife suddenly blurted out, 'Everyone at this table had been in my vagina!' and started laughing like crazy." —10. "Dinner's on the table!" 10. "Dinner's on the table!"
"When ever my mom wanted help putting the groceries away and have me make dinner, she'd call out 'Dinners on the table!' I'd come out of my room to find groceries on the table and a recipe on the counter." —[link href='https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/58xhwp/reddit_if_there_are_dad_jokes_what_would_a_mom/d947n76/' target='_blank' 0='data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link"' link_updater_label='external']11. "I really hope I get this apartment..." 11. "I really hope I get this apartment..."
"From my mom this morning.
Me: I really hope I get this apartment so I can move out.
Mom: You're still moving out even if you don't, right? (Uncontrolled laughter.)" — Giphy12. "One of my friends is pregnant..." 12. "One of my friends is pregnant..." "One of my friends is . And I'm really excited. Not for the baby, but because she's one of my skinniest friends." —13. "Your father." 13. "Your father."
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